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Living the literal dream. Every software engineers fantasy is to be an artisan carpenter.
Not true, some of them want to raise goats.
Not at all. I want to be a park ranger. In the central Highlands of Iceland. In perpetual winter.
Is this is reference to the Microsoft guy's LinkedIn meme? This one: https://programmerhumor.io/microsoft-memes/peak-programmer-career-trajectory-lntk
I assumed it was the neofetch guy.
I was enjoying reading this until he "found God" 😐 happy for his new healthy lifestyle though
Yea didn't see that coming
Personally, I want to make historical reproductions of early 1900s fountain pens but with modern materials. Moore's non-leakable in chased ultem, my white whale...
Sign me up. I'll take one
I've gotta get my lathe trued and my CNC... uh... assembled, but if in three years when I get around to doing that I remember this comment I'll send you one lol.
I'll remind you about your cnc just as soon as I replace my x-axis screw. So, uh, also about three years?
It's a deal.
Reindeer, but close enough.
Geese, thank you very much
My fantasy is to taste-test crisps.
Did that once. Not as exciting as you might think.