Programmer Humor

33615 readers

2059 users here now

Welcome to Programmer Humor!

This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.

Rules

Keep content in english
No advertisements
Posts must be related to programming or programmer topics
- If the mod doesn't find it funny, you're banned. Ha-ha!... For real: do not use the community for "statements". There are other places for such content. Keep it chill and funny.

founded 3 years ago

MODERATORS

anzo@programming.dev

Feyter@programming.dev

BurningTurtle@programming.dev

pylapp@programming.dev

1046

A whole new world (lemmy.zip)

submitted 1 day ago by Maven@lemmy.zip to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

137 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] BassTurd@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The original reason that Geek Squad employees wear clip on ties is in the event it gets on pulled into a printer, it won't choke them. At least that's what I was taught 15+ years ago when I worked GS.

[–] Blibly@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Real men wear real ties that will get them killed in case of a minor accident. Not like you woke liberal tech dorks with your safety standards and learning things 🙄

[–] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

Yeah we've had enough Poe's law. This isn't really funny any more