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A whole new world (lemmy.zip)

submitted 1 day ago by Maven@lemmy.zip to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If any of the small time beekeepers I've met are anything to go by, they'll be happy to make a deal where you take some of their honey to make mead with, a portion of which they'd sell.

[–] Feidry@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

The beekeeper I dealt with was a moron. He texts me and says he's got a bucket of honey that he thinks started to ferment with wild yeast. So I offered a reasonable price for the bucket and he counters with full price, like I'm just gonna take a full risk on his fuck up. I finished up what dealings I had with him and haven't talked to to him since. They're just people, in other words.