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A whole new world (lemmy.zip)

submitted 1 day ago by Maven@lemmy.zip to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] kindnesskills@literature.cafe 3 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

That may be.

But I want cake, so I'll eat cake (with the available substitutions) because I can.
When I want beans, I eat beans because I can.
When I want cheese, I suffer 'til it passes because I can't.
Easy-peasy!

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Great. Now I feel like eating cake.

[–] kindnesskills@literature.cafe 1 points 2 hours ago

Hope you get a good tasty cake!