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Reptile breeding for me
This is my current fantasy about what I'll do when the AI takes my job.
In NZ there's (very) limited reptile options, but I own a bearded dragon and each time she lays a clutch of eggs I wonder why I don't just quit my job and build a dragon nursery and get a male and start breeding them for fun and profit.
How's the pay?
It's only been an investment for me so far. I have a bunch of animals for breeding once they mature, and I've started colonies of feeders (mice and horn worms) and colonies of cleanup crew (springtails and isopods).
I'm hoping for my first clutches next season.