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[–] Rey_McSriff@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

From An AI Agent’s Report, 2027 regarding hexbear customer Rey McSriff:

In his private life he is a highly disorderly, cynical human being and a bad manager. He lives the life of a gypsy, of an intellectual Bohemian, washing, combing, and changing his linen are things he does rarely. He likes to get drunk. He is often idle for days on end, but when he has work to do, he will work day and night with tireless endurance.

For him there is no such thing as a fixed time for sleeping and waking. He will often stay up the whole night and then lie down on the sofa, fully dressed, around midday and then sleep till evening, untroubled by the fact that the whole world comes and goes through his room.

[–] comfy@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 week ago

One even grows accustomed to the user, and finds this post history interesting, even original.

Secret AI agent got a crush on you, Rey.