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[–] Eq0@literature.cafe 13 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Happened to a person I knew: car accident on the highway, car send rolling off the highway down a ramp. ENT at the scene asking β€œwhere is the body?”. He walked out without a scratch, not even whiplash.

[–] SatyrSack@quokk.au 36 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

ENT at the scene asking β€œwhere is the body?”

EMT at the scene asking "What the hell is an ear nose & throat doctor doing here?"

[–] Infernal_pizza@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Treebeard asking if you can please refer to him by his name

[–] redhorsejacket@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Sandman asking if he can come in or not, you keep stopping short.

[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This kind of happened to my dad. It was in the late 70s and my dad rear ended someone I think. He had a metal steering wheel and bent it forward he hit it so hard but seemed otherwise unphased and was uninjured. They found a bunch of thick black inch long hair in his car and kept asking him where his dog was only to realize it was his lol they figured he was fucked up and his dog was dead but he was fine and there was no dog.

[–] blackbrook@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 weeks ago

Wait, so where did the hair come from? Did the shock from the impact knock it off his body?