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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Damn, fucking a woman, her parents, and her grandma… Poor guy must feel left out too

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 20 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Well he was about nine at the time, and I'm not a pedophile.

This was the early nineties in southern Louisiana and I was 17. So that's two adults in their 30's and one in her 50's that had no problem fucking a very poor college student they hired to paint their house. They were definitely not the only 35+ year olds I had sex with before I was 18 while I lived there. Now seen through my 2026 eyes, there was a lot of questionable behavior from many "adults" back then.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ok that sounds exactly like what I'd expect out of a 17 year old in Louisiana in the early 90s lol. Definitely not ok behavior for any of the adults involved, like holy crap yikes, but it fits with how my friend has described the state

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 days ago

Oh, I was tame by comparison. Straight up prudish.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This was the early nineties in southern Louisiana and I was 17. So that’s two adults in their 30’s and one in her 50’s that had no problem fucking a very poor college student they hired to paint their house.

I hate life. Let me fix that. I hate my life. I have never been in this kind of porny scenario before, despite trying my best. I even worked in a hotel.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I should clarify that it wasn't all at once. Sister and grandma were a regular thing. Threesome with the parents only once. Grandma was the only one that knew.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I should clarify that it wasn’t all at once.

I should clarify that when they gave me 500 million USD, it wasn't really in cash, it was in gold bricks.

Threesome with the parents only once

And also an apartment complex.

Please have some perspective. I've spent years without getting laid. (in the past)

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Sorry friend. Sends good vibes.