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My government issued transgender girlfriend got a job working at the post office and callls me cringe for the fact I served in the US Army. She has a Motorola Signature 27.
Oh.
So that's what they use selective service for when you're trans.
Since I'm not "allowed" in the military for being a tranny, they'll instead draft me to be a veteran's fleshlight.
What a strange dystopia this timeline has been turning out to be...
Here are your available life choices:
Be a GI Joe,
Be a GI Girlfriend,
Go to prison and be slave labor.
Because let's not kid ourselves: this is why vagrancy laws exist. It's illegal to be homeless don't you know? Once you get locked up for the first time for being homeless, now you have a criminal record which means you're unemployable! You will never afford rent anywhere so you'll be locked up a few more times as a vagrancy repeat-offender. As a repeat-offender, you run afoul of laws similar to the "three strikes" policy and you'll cease being eligible to EVER live outside a prison.
It all points to prison, military, or getting sex-trafficked.
Which is to say,
It all points to labor slavery, combat slavery, or sex slavery.
It's slavery all the way down.
There's one simple trick to avoid all of this shit, leave the US and go to Columbia, they don't have vagrancy laws there. Hitch hike to Mexico, then pass through Central America until you reach Panama City. Then you need to cross the Darien Gap, this is about a 100 kilometers of roadless jungle that lies between Columbia and Panama. Wether you die or survive, you will be free.
I'm not sure if you heard, but on Google the Darien Gap has been renamed America's Taint.
I eat ass.
Lol I don't know what to think on that. Looking at the phone, got enough cameras? Is there one that goes into your pants?
But I do think people get too much flack for enlisting; I know a lot of people that they had a choice of enlist or go to prison or become homeless.
Homeless or prison then. Enlisting because you're desperate and destitute only feeds the cycle of suffering.
It's the same picture. I'll take being a plumber in Misawa.