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Woman in ad who said a Democrat endangers kids pleaded guilty to endangering kids (www.washingtonpost.com)

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[–] grue@lemmy.world 86 points 4 days ago (17 children)

The responding officer said he spoke to her after spotting her parked in grass on the side of a highway, that her speech was very slurred and she “appeared to have difficulty comprehending” questions, according to an affidavit included in court filings. A preliminary breath test displayed a .254 blood alcohol content, three times the .08 legal limit for driving, and a test taken at the jail displayed a .192 level, the affidavit says.

Holy shit!

Just so we're clear about whether this is one of those things that was technically a violation but not actually "that" bad... no, this really was that bad. .254 and delirious on the side of the road!

[–] Steve@startrek.website 8 points 3 days ago

Anything over .200 is absolutely fucking shitfaced

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