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Better lock your oven then

No. Let the unknowable cosmic horror take me.
Can't be worse than going to work every day for the rest of my life.
Don't talk like that. That's not your future!
You'll be laid off at some point.
But it's only taking your spinal fluid. One sip at a time. Until one night there's nothing left and you die seemingly from old people disease.
still better than going to work every day.
I might be sad about not writing my book, but I'm already sad about that so fuckit.
You still have to until you die ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Peacefully in my sleep? What's the catch?
It takes weeks and you have to get up and live your regular life until then
Ugh
It's got hands, it can't be that unknowable