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Trump makes flirty comment on Nicki Minaj's figure and floats her as press secretary as he turns to star-power to boost his midterm campaign (www.dailymail.com)

submitted 12 hours ago by SwissArmyKazoo@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Do we really want that smarmy insufferable no talent shrew to be press secretary insider for 3.7 hours before being fired by a tangerine incel and his crooked brain V Chip?

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[–] oneser@lemmy.zip 38 points 12 hours ago (4 children)

This is noise. Ignore it and focus on bigger things.

[–] NihilSineNefas@lemmy.world 15 points 10 hours ago

Keys are being jangled that have never been jingled before

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