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[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 48 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Ethan is not touching you in any way, he's just doing his own thing, so the answer must be A or B. Depends if you hate Cindy or John more.

[–] warm@kbin.earth 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Has to be A, it says B was an accident, not an assumed accident.

[–] MangoCats@feddit.it 8 points 2 days ago

David had repeated accidents... a serial accidentalist if you will. HR doesn't like to talk about David.

[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 7 points 1 day ago

But Ethan does ask me to throw salt on him and I really don't like the way he moans when I oblige.