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Ethan is not touching you in any way, he's just doing his own thing, so the answer must be A or B. Depends if you hate Cindy or John more.
Has to be A, it says B was an accident, not an assumed accident.
David had repeated accidents... a serial accidentalist if you will. HR doesn't like to talk about David.
But Ethan does ask me to throw salt on him and I really don't like the way he moans when I oblige.