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John is a workplace menace (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 days ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 95 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

John compared your promotion to cooked meat and is laying hands on you without warrant. John is harassing.

Cindy is on the clock and working. No complaints filed on her behalf regarding any cramped or confined work conditions. Cindy is doing well.

Ethan was contracted to clear a stuck pig diagnostic tool inside a petroleum industrial mainline pipe. He called for traction materials to his teammates so he could safely navigate thru the extreme challenging environment. Ethan is doing his job well.

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 days ago

Ethan is a bad little slug