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Frylock: Low voice c'mon, he heard you, Shake.
louder Be-because Meatwad is already top of the line! He needs no upgrades!
Meatwad: Yea! Meatwad's number one!
Shake: Oh-hoh, it's not like he doesn't know he's awful.
Meatwad: I do? I'm not--
Shake: You're not stupid, are you? I mean, we all know Meatwad is pretty dumb but you're not so dumb that you don't even realize that you were fished out of the bottom of the bargain bin.
Frylock: Shake--
Meatwad: I'm not stupid!
Shake: So you know, then.
Meatwad: Yeah! Wait...
Shake: I knew it! Meatwad is the worst.
Frylock: Shake, enough! You're going to make him cry!
Meatwad: sniffs
Shake: Oooh, fine, ya crybaby. Frylock has your upgrades that will make you almost as good as normal--
Frylock: Shake!
Meatwad: I'm getting upgraded?
Shake: --but he refuses to even admit he has it because he's jealous! Of how great you'll be!
Meatwad: Frylock...
Shake: The ultimate betrayal! He can't handle being #3 so he's keeping you down!
Frylock: Meatwad, you don't believe I'd do that to you--
Meatwad: I thought we were friends.
Shake: Always competing for that #2 spot, it's despicable!
Meatwad: Frylock!
Frylock: There IS NO UPGRADE. How do you upgrade a wad of meat anyways? Shake is just--
Shake: SEE!? Even Frylock agrees you can't get better and that you're the worst.
Frylock: eyes glowing Ok fine. Meatwad, how would you like an upgrade? I'll give you a straw, how does that sound?
Shake: glowing, rising into the air Woah, wait! No, no, I was just kidding! Meatwad, you don't want a straw, do you?
Meatwad: You know, a straw would be pretty cool.
Shake: Nononono, don't--just think about how dumb you'd look with a straw just sticking out! Maybe you'd prefer a fry!? glowing intensifies AH!
Meatwad: Yeah, you're right, that would look pretty dumb.
Shake: relaxes Oh thank you, Meatwad, you're a good buddy.
Meatwad: Frylock, could I have a lid, too, maybe? Then my straw won't look so dumb?