I LOVE these. Funnier the longer I think about them. Almost serious or useful then just completely out of left field.
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Don't count your chickens before you put them all in one basket
But what if I paid for the 10-piece meal?
I like how this bucket of chicken is casually thrusting for no reason.
Well duh'... Then someone else has put them in the basket already, so you're good
Put two birds in one basket?
First you get the birds stoned.