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I LOVE these. Funnier the longer I think about them. Almost serious or useful then just completely out of left field.

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[–] don_kiedyck@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 days ago (4 children)

People who live in glass houses sink ships.

[–] BarbudoGrande@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Make like a tree and get the fuck outta my bar!

A rhyming spin on that...

Stoned people with loose lips sink glass ships.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Someone who lives in a white house shouldn't sink ships.

[–] Blow_Me@midwest.social 2 points 2 days ago

Someone who lives on a ship should sink the white house.