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submitted 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) by eightys3v3n@lemmy.ca to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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I LOVE these. Funnier the longer I think about them. Almost serious or useful then just completely out of left field.

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[–] GeekMan@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Haha. I actually had a computer programming professor in university who wore a shirt that said something like; "Actually; I am a rocket surgeon". He worked on rockets.

He taught us C. That was the funniest he ever was.

[–] MangoCats@feddit.it 5 points 3 days ago

My university program had a semester of Fortran, a semester of Pascal, then there was a semester long project course which wrote an assembler - required to be written in C, no prerequisite semester of C, no course teaching C directly at all - just a project using it.