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I LOVE these. Funnier the longer I think about them. Almost serious or useful then just completely out of left field.

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[โ€“] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"Yesterday we were at the brink of abyss, today we took a step forward"

[โ€“] Krudler@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Omg I shot diet pepsi out of my nose