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Malaphors (lemmy.ca)

submitted 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) by eightys3v3n@lemmy.ca to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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I LOVE these. Funnier the longer I think about them. Almost serious or useful then just completely out of left field.

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[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

I always liked "Not the brightest bulb in the fridge" but I've also heard "coldest frog in the pot" means stubborn, but I'm not sure that's a malaphor.