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I LOVE these. Funnier the longer I think about them. Almost serious or useful then just completely out of left field.

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[–] Ertain@feddit.online 8 points 3 days ago

I love these. I have made some.

While you shouldn't sweat the small stuff, it's the details that make all the difference.

Variety may be the spice of life, too many cooks spoiled the broth.

Here's one I've heard. It was from someone's boss during a meeting:

C'mon, people, this is not rocket surgery!