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I LOVE these. Funnier the longer I think about them. Almost serious or useful then just completely out of left field.

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[–] lol_idk@piefed.social 2 points 2 days ago (3 children)

What’s the pope part supposed to say?

[–] sjmarf@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago

I've heard it as "Is the pope catholic?"

[–] expletivedeleted@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Does the pope wear a funny hat? Does a bear shit in the woods?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

When in the woods alone, would you rather run into a pope or a bear?

[–] expletivedeleted@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago

Women would choose a bear, normally. I thought we went through this a year or so ago.

And a bear in a funny hat?! How could you not want a hug?!