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I LOVE these. Funnier the longer I think about them. Almost serious or useful then just completely out of left field.

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[–] HotDog7@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"This is a tough nut to swallow"

"It's not the end of the day"

[–] gothmog@lemmy.today 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

For the first one, my ex used to say that to me all the time.

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You need to eat more pineapple

[–] Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

I think watermelon is the meta now