I LOVE these. Funnier the longer I think about them. Almost serious or useful then just completely out of left field.
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That's some Groucho Marx style shit.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
An old friend always said "time flies like fruit flies like a banana."
I've always preferred this version because of the flow, and because it makes you think a little more before it clicks.