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I LOVE these. Funnier the longer I think about them. Almost serious or useful then just completely out of left field.

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[–] MangoCats@feddit.it 26 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You can beat a dead horse but you can't make it drink.

[–] yardy_sardley@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

You can lead a racehorse to water but you shouldn't piss in its mouth

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

That's a very apt lesson