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They had to have realized when they posted that image of the ad how sexually suggestive it is right? it literally took my brain a millisecond to think a million different sex thoughts about this image

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[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There's always one super cute, fun, flirty, chill Christian girl that literally flirts their way into rounding up thirsty dudes to come to church, and everyone tells her she's doing great stuff for the church by doing it.

The one in my high school was named Melissa, then the Mormons had 2 girls running the same scam. I guess to try and increase the odds of success.

[–] cloudshouter@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Mormons go in pairs to make sure that one person isn’t having fun or masterbating in the hotel room. I had a coworker have a pair of hot Mormons knock on his door. He said he was interested in hearing more on the off chance of getting some but the call back was a guy.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Lol.

Yah, the flirty pair had a falling out when the one that definitely knew where the line was between flirty and sexy just went for it and banged too many dudes and the cute one got pissed.

Can't blame them, she could get it and did.

[–] cloudshouter@lemmy.zip 2 points 13 hours ago

Religioun. Takes the fun out of everything.