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[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 38 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Altman and all the other tech bros wish they could control everything including water and food.

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Ninja edit. The fuckers watch a movie like Total Recall and root for the bad guy because he's got the greatest job in the solar system.

Cohaagen: "Richter, do you know why I'm such a happy person?"

Richter: "No sir."

Cohaagen: "Because I've got the greatest job in the solar system. As long as the turbinium keeps flowing, I can do anything I want. Anything. In fact, the only thing I ever worry about is that one day, if the rebels win, it all might end. AND YOU'RE FUCKING MAKING IT HAPPEN!!! First you try to kill Quaid, and then you let him get away!"

[–] DoofusAscendant@hexbear.net 34 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The problem (well, a problem) is that the only thing these humanoid black holes want to do is make more money. MySpace Tom was the only normal one of the bunch and he's not in the news anymore because he took his bag and travels around taking photos and hanging out on beaches.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 19 points 4 days ago

Their greatest dream is to be the first person to have 10 trillion dollars.