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"Don't think too hard. Give me all the money, all the GPUs, all the RAM. Or else, you risk angering all-powerful AI." Everytime, I think I have failed in life, I just think about the tech-bros CEOs and I get a semblence of peace that I maybe a failure, but in the current tech world, this is what success is like, being in a cult, all mental faculties turned off.