I LOVE these. Funnier the longer I think about them. Almost serious or useful then just completely out of left field.
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I actually thought I made up the "I'll burn that bridge when I get to it." Kind of sad to see others knew of it.
Another one I think I made up is...
"Bob's your cousin."
I don't get the cousin part. "Bob's your uncle" sure, but what's the other half?
That's it. Just pointing out that Bob's a relative may be good enough.
And Robert's your father's brother.