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I LOVE these. Funnier the longer I think about them. Almost serious or useful then just completely out of left field.

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[โ€“] nanometer1625@thelemmy.club 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I like to make the animal abuse idioms animal-friendly:

  • There's more than one way to pet a cat.
  • Let's not feed a dead horse.
  • This way we can get two birds stoned at once.