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I LOVE these. Funnier the longer I think about them. Almost serious or useful then just completely out of left field.

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[–] wieson@feddit.org 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Da brät mir doch der Hund einen Storch in der Pfanne

[–] Kaput@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

"Die Zukunft gehört denen, die früh duschen... Denn dann gibt's noch warmes Wasser."

  • Capitaine Charles Patenaude. -