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I LOVE these. Funnier the longer I think about them. Almost serious or useful then just completely out of left field.

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[–] Enkrod@feddit.org 5 points 1 day ago

Haha that's neat. An eye for an eye and paste for teeth!

Reminds me if the WH40k version:

Blood for the Blood God!
Skulls for the Skull Throne!
Milk for the Khorne Flakes!

Khorne being said blood god on the skull throne.