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Intel’s woes wipe out $1 trillion of semiconductor market cap in one day — PC market bloodbath leaves few chip stocks unscathed: $1 trillion in semiconductor market capitalization wiped out. (www.tomshardware.com)
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[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wait, you don't make your toast by disabling the fans and then overclocking your GPU? How do you make toast then??

[–] eicker@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I outsource it to the cloud, obviously. For $29.99 a month, an AI agent sends my bread to a data center, burns through 40 gigawatts, and returns a hallucination of toast. The premium tier includes actual crumbs, but that’s enterprise pricing.

[–] fluckx@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Does it at least include SSO?

[–] Brickhead92@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

It does! But it's only a single hard coded user credential that everyone shares.

[–] fluckx@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Excellent. I won't have to implement a password policy and can just monitor that single password to be strong enough.

I'll just have to think of a way to share the password with the team. A post-it? An email? Maybe displayed on a big screen in the lobby so the team can see it coming into the office? But then they won't see it when they WFH.

Ugh! Choices.

I'll have to think this through! Maybe require people in the office full-time again? They'll understand right?

Edit: I feel like I should be adding a /s to this juuuuuuust to be sure....

[–] eicker@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

SSO is only available on the Enterprise Toast plan. You’ll also need a minimum of 500 seats, a dedicated account manager, and a six month onboarding process.

[–] fluckx@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago

I won't do it without a customer success manager hounding me every 2 weeks.