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I LOVE these. Funnier the longer I think about them. Almost serious or useful then just completely out of left field.

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[–] MangoCats@feddit.it 1 points 1 day ago

The actual form we use at work is "kick the can down the road" usually to make people feel bad about a lazy decision: "Yeah, you can kick that can down the road now, but it's not going away until you deal with it."

One I don't think I've heard yet is "that can of worms is already open, if you kick it dwn the road it will only be a bigger mess later..."