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The woman wanted to go to a pet store to see the animals, she asked to hold a ferret, and the ferret bit her. For some reason I still don't understand, I immediately bought that ferret, although I had never even seen a ferret before that day. (He was a cool dude, but he did think nipping people was funny.)
First time I met my SO’s dog he bit me. We are married now and the dog is my best bud, so things worked out in the end.
he's got good taste.
but you know, that requires a taste test. you passed!
I hope that the SO bit you, but the dog intervened with proper training so you'd stay.