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[–] Evrala@lemmy.world 8 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I once had a date with a guy who constantly bragged about his sailboat and how amazing he was at sailing.

I Started asking questions about said boat and he didn't know what a jib was or even what kind of sailboat it was.

Bonus, after repeatedly bragging about how much money he had, asked for a separate check. Which, splitting a bill is fine, but to do it after specifically bragging about how rich you are?

[–] aim_at_me@lemmy.nz 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Oh man. Sounds insufferavle lol.

[–] Evrala@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

I was probably the worst possible match for his speal because I grew up regularly sailing on my Grandpa's boat and after moving to Florida it was something I really missed.

He found.... someone who actually knew how boats work!