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ITT: people that have never seen these kind of copypastas before. This isnt a unique phenomenon, they go out every holiday and major event. Here is one I got on halloween from a friend:
DICK or TREAT! π¬ DICK or TREAT! π¬ππΌ GIVE ME ππΌ SOMETHING π GOOD TO EAT! π± π π Happy HalloWEINER π all you VAGINA LICKING VAMPIRES π§π»βΌοΈ Now that COCKtober π has CUM π¦ to an end, the Spookiest π» and SLUTTIEST π holiday is upon us: SLUT-O-WEEN! πβΌοΈ So itβs time β° for all you Bad Bitch ππ»ββοΈWitches π§π»ββοΈto hop OFF π πΌββοΈ that broomstick π§Ή and hop π this dick! π½ Your mansππ½ββοΈwill celebrate π by MUNCHING π your Laffy Taffy π¬ and ππΌButterFINGERINGππΌπ that PEPPERMINT π» PUSSY π» until you MOAN π΅ with Almond JOYβΌοΈ SUCKK π his HARDDD πͺπΎ BLOW π¨ POP until he StarBURSTS π¦ his π― BIT O HONEY π― π into your JELLY BELLY! π±π₯° This SLUT-O-WEEN π donβt π πΎββοΈ be a bore π΄........ so make sure βοΈ you DRESS π like a TOTAL ππΌββοΈ WHORE! π€ΈπΌββοΈπ Send π© this to 6οΈβ£9οΈβ£ HALLOWEEN HOES π―ββοΈ before MIDNIGHT π CUMS or youβll be CURSED ππ± with a NO π« NUT π₯ NOVEMBER πππ
Iβm glad there are still such wordsmiths in this LLM age.
What in the actual fuck did I just read
Poetry
You think they'll study us in the future?
Wouldnβt you. We are some weird mother fuckers
Something straight out of 2012
My God this abomination of text should not exist. We have to go back.
Don't you see? There is no going back! We're in the thick of it now baby, so buckle up buckaroo cause it's a bumpy road ahead and where we're going we don't need Hitachi wands, but we got 'em anyways!
Oh yeah we're fucked, I'm buckled in but scared - this ride is wackadoo.
I think the fact that you received this says more about you and your friend than it does about the state-of-the-art in copypasta...