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[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 69 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

💦 💧 Splish splosh BITCH💥👊 🚿 It's the🌊🌊🌊 BLUE WAVE🌊🌊🌊 👋 🟦 After 🔟 years📆 📆 😮‍💨 of TRUMP🍊🙅 Americans🦅 🇺🇸 are saying 🗣️ DOWN PIGGY👇 🐷 And wine moms🍷 from coast🌉 to🗽 coast🛫 are out for BLOOD🧛 🩸 We're flipping🔃 seats🪑 that have NEVER BEEN FLUPPED🤯 🤯 😲 From TALAFREAKO😜🫦 and HinoHOEsa💃 proving that Texans🤠 are saying "NO"❌ ❎ ❌ to their vegetables🧑🏻‍🦽 🪦🎉 To FANNIE Andrews 🌮🥵 making that Graham crakkka CRUMBLE💔 💥 in SC 🎊✨ To Rawdogswami🌭 eating SHIT🤢 in BLOW-HIO🍆 🤤 So steam💨 those pride flags🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈 because at MIDNIGHT 🌠😴🚨 🚨 WOKE 2.0 IS IN EFFECT🚨🚨 🤖 We're THEY/THEMING STRANGERS' DOGS🐶 ♂️ ♀️ We're doing LAND ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS🧘 🗺️ in TEAMS CALLS💻 📞 We're lining up 🧑🏾‍🤝‍🧑🏾 🧑🏼‍🤝‍🧑🏾 🧑🏽‍🤝‍🧑🏼 for MANDATORY BLUESKY ACCOUNTS🌥️ 📲 WE'RE MAKING OUR EMOJIS RACIAL👍🏻🧑🏾🫰🏿 AND NONBINARY🫅🏼🫄🏽🧑🏿‍⚖️ AGAIN💯 💯 💯 Long live✊🏻 ✊🏼 ✊🏾 ✊🏿 the libs 🚩 🚩 🪖 🦅 🗽 💕 💖

[–] Eudaimonia@lemmy.world 1 points 27 seconds ago

💯 💯 💯 BUT 🍑❓❔⁉️😲 I thought WOKE 2.0 finally 🥱📆 INCLUDED the 🏳️‍🌈💥 FEDIVERSE💥 🏳️‍🌈 OVER 🤢TEAMS CALLS 🤢 and CO.🤮, NO?! 🤯 😲💻 📞🧑🏾‍🤝‍🧑🏾 🧑🏼‍🤝‍🧑🏾 🧑🏽‍🤝‍🧑🏼😮‍💨

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 15 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

You forgot "RUTHKANDA FOREVA!!!"

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 13 points 1 hour ago (2 children)
[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Here, I'll help:

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[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 52 minutes ago

947

Shit, this is hard.

[–] khanh@lemmy.zip 23 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] yum@lemmy.zip 50 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Freshest copy pasta in town baby

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 5 points 51 minutes ago

The "were they/theming stranger's dogs" bit fucking sends me.