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“Ram Altman” Is Now a Linux Script That Emails Sam Altman Daily to Report How Much Unused RAM Is in Your PC (respawnfirst.com)
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[–] sorghum@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I'm gonna edit the script to say I have 192 GB

[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And this, right here, is the last post by sorghum@sh.itjust.works before the Open AI repo men came for them.

[–] sorghum@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

“Call me daddy when I take it.”

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is that a star commonly used in communism? Your ram is my ram now

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If it accurately reports it, I won’t need to edit the script.

[–] sorghum@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

That's my point, I don't want it to be accurate. I just want it to rage bait 'ol Scammy.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Yeah, I got that. But I’m bragging that I actually have 192 GB.

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

128 gang here, problem is the script send what is unused and well I use 90% of it. Its my ram and I want to use it all.

[–] BrianTheeBiscuiteer@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Okay, little jelly, but what the hell are you even doing with 64 GB of RAM? Are you running a mini-version of AWS?

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

multiple VMs mostly

[–] Peffse@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago

I need huge amounts of RAM for video editing. When the bubble pops I'm hoping to upgrade to 128GB.

[–] Zwuzelmaus@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago

That's only... roughly... not even 1 TB.
BLOODY ROOKIE!

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