badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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My dickhead microgiraffe stole and ate an entire fucking bag of roast beans in the middle of the night and got really sulky at us for taking him to the vet and making him puke it all up. Has no idea how lucky he is my sister is a light sleeper.
Oh no!!! For real. I understand their curiosity, but after people start making idioms about you dying because of it, maybe tone it back a little (and that’s coming from an adhd-haver lol).
Unfortunately he suffers from a medical condition called "being a sighthound" that replaced his brain with half a teaspoon of dried lentils.
Ohhhh microgiraffe! Haha mini-noodle horse? ie greyhound? I’m in love with them lol and all of their looooooong relatives
I used to think greyhounds were real dogs and then I got one and it turns out the looking all noble thing is an act. Look at this idiot, he doesn't even sleep right
Presumably because they’re made of rubber bands. Either UPTIGHT or f l o o p y