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Eight US states seek to outlaw chemtrails – even though they aren’t real (www.theguardian.com)

submitted 22 hours ago by abacabadabacaba@infosec.pub to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 16 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

It's in all the food you eat! Big Food lobbies to protect their profits by using it in food production!

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

The real tragedy is the pollution. While there are areas of the world that are generally safe from dihydrogen monoxide in the environment, in my area there are literally rivers of the stuff with regular exposure to the air we breath.

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

It's also extremely prevalent in areas of high humidity, further compounding sweaty asscrack syndrome.

[–] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 1 points 17 hours ago

Swamp-ass is real - raise awareness!