badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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Outdoor cats have been cancelled, try an *outpour cat *instead who will talk to you for hours about it's feelings and anxieties.
The house cat is a relic of a bygone era. Nobody can afford a house any more. Choose a room cat instead. These cats are smaller and more lazy, better adopted to the optimized living spaces of the modern rental housing market.
Kitty cats represents problematic and outdated feline ideals centered on passivity and seeking external validation for their cuteness. Modern cat enthusiasts prefer the more independent, more confident shitty cat who will swear, smoke and tell you to fuck off.
Cats have come a long way.
cats can have little a cigarettes as a treat