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Trump’s EPA to “reconsider” ban on cancer-causing asbestos (arstechnica.com)

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[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Well he might say yes, but he might mean no
Asbestos lead asbestos
Sell him the coffee table, go boy go
Asbestos lead asbestos
It's chipboard quality, easy installment scheme
And Patrick lives under the roundabout
Nobody told him different
Blows out the brake dust behind the caravan
Asbestos lead asbestos
If they're lucky they get put in White City
Lead asbestos
Times are hard and the kids ain't learning a thing
Asbestos lead asbestos
Except stealing and fighting
Asbestos lead asbestos
So they offer him a salary
Asbestos lead asbestos
National Health and a pension scheme
Asbestos lead asbestos
So he can lie in his bed while he bleeds to death

Lead asbestos
Lead asbestos
Lead asbestos
Lead asbestos
Lead asbestos
Lead asbestos
Lead asbestos
Lead as happy fun tune

So we hand them rich-women-coffee-party handouts
Asbestos lead asbestos
Fill them full of sick cos someone's gotta eat it
Asbestos lead asbestos
And it won't be us because we're the smart ones
Asbestos lead asbestos
Motivated in a public school, we live on the west side
Lead asbestos
Equal opportunity, except if our pedigree dogs
Don't like the smell of your children

Lead asbestos
Lead asbestos
Lead asbestos
Lead asbestos
Lead asbestos
Lead asbestos
Lead asbestos
Lead as happy fun tune

They're stealing and fighting
But we live on the west side