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Pakistan nominates Trump for 2026 Nobel Peace Prize (tribune.com.pk)

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[–] aramova@infosec.pub 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"They're eating the dogs! They're eating the cats! They're eating the pets"

47th President of the United States

[–] tiberius@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

Makes for a good song. The Kiffness - Eating the Cats ft. Donald Trump (Debate Remix) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BrCvZmSnKA