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Trump Appoints 22-Year-Old Ex-Gardener and Grocery Store Assistant to Lead U.S. Terror Prevention (www.thedailybeast.com)

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[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

iran? woops, too late.

[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

They squeezed that in before this guy was in office.
Bcs from one look at him you can already tell nothing will get past him.