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Trump Taps Hooters-Obsessed MAGA Diehard to Be an Ambassador (www.rollingstone.com)

submitted 2 days ago by Midnight@slrpnk.net to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I am Alpha Male, hear me roar.

[–] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wait a moment. I always assumed that those were ironic xeets. It's not a satire account????????

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

My best guess is that he's actually a hardcore MAGA grifter, but part of that is being an attention whore, so he's happy to put out tweets where people dunk on him as long as it results in more attention.

[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 1 points 2 days ago

Watch out, a woman can plow you down there, or so I hear.