this post was submitted on 13 Jul 2025
527 points (98.5% liked)

Leopards Ate My Face

7279 readers
1287 users here now

Rules:

  1. The mods are fallible; if you've been banned or had a post/comment removed, please appeal.
  2. Off-topic posts will be removed. If you don't know what "Leopards ate my Face" is, try reading this post.
  3. If the reason your post meets Rule 1 isn't in the source, you must add a source in the post body (not the comments) to explain this.
  4. Posts should use high-quality sources, and posts about an article should have the same headline as that article. You may edit your post if the source changes the headline. For a rough idea, check out this list.
  5. For accessibility reasons, an image of text must either have alt text or a transcription in the post body.
  6. Reposts within 1 year or the Top 100 of all time are subject to removal.
  7. This is not exclusively a US politics community. You're encouraged to post stories about anyone from any place in the world at any point in history as long as you meet the other rules.
  8. All Lemmy.World Terms of Service apply.

Also feel free to check out !leopardsatemyface@lemm.ee (also active).

Icon credit C. Brück on Wikimedia Commons.

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 

Mf said "The Epstein files are fake" and got immediately ratioed on his own social media LMFAO

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] HarkMahlberg@kbin.earth 72 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I have no doubt in my mind the cultists will be given their marching orders by Monday. Question is, what flavor of crazy pill will they take?

  1. The files were actually written/destroyed by Biden, so they were illegitimate anyway.
  2. The files were real and implicate Trump, but God tells us to forgive, so they will forgive Trump for sexually abusing minors.
  3. The files were real and implicate Trump, but it's ok when he does it because reasons, and akshually abusing minors is totally cool.
  4. Whether the files are real or not, Trump will announce a raffle for an all expenses paid vacation to Epstein Island, and the cultists will bring their whole families thinking they may be allowed the privilege of living like Epstein.

They're gross, evil, horrible people. Not merely ignorant, but incorrigible.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 57 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] magic_lobster_party@fedia.io 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He loves Trump more than his daughter

[–] Benedict_Espinosa@europe.pub 39 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's sarcasm from a parody account. Look at his handle and his other tweets.

[–] magic_lobster_party@fedia.io 22 points 1 day ago

Poe’s law got me

[–] pupbiru@aussie.zone 15 points 1 day ago

The files were real and implicate Trump, but it's ok when he does it because reasons, and akshually abusing minors is totally cool.

i can completely see this going some way of “it’s part of being rich that people force you into these things… and trump got to where he is - helping the USA - by being rich. he didn’t want to, but if he didn’t comply he wouldn’t be able to be doing the amazing job he’s doing now. feel sorry for him. he sacrificed for you!”

🤮

[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 day ago

I'm expecting some obviously fake, maybe AI written "file" to be released and for the originals to be destroyed. Calling it now.

[–] III@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

#1 - Biden snuck into Pam Bondi's office and personally destroyed the Epstein files she had on her desk. Sounds like the ramblings of a MAGA.