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[–] drool@lemmy.catsp.it 23 points 1 day ago (9 children)

He wasn't supposed to be in the room. There was a scan in progress when he entered.

Seems to me all they needed was a magnet of equal or greater strength placed opposite of, and perhaps a bit closer to the doorway, to pull intruders away from the MRI room.

[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 1 day ago (4 children)

all they needed was a magnet of equal or greater strength

MRI magnets are electromagnets that are supercooled with liquid helium and take hours to start or stop because of the electrical energy that has to be put in or taken out.

So just having a magnet of equal strengh for idiot defense would be a very significant waste of electricity and helium unfortunately

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

take hours to start or stop

You mean they're in constant operation the whole shift?
Surely dialed way down in between scans?

No, the magnets are just as dangerous when scans aren't happening. They are always on.

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