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Sen. Josh Hawley wants to exclude ‘Biden voters’ from $600 Trump tariff rebate checks (www.independent.co.uk)

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[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago

Breaking news, senator Josh Hawley dead from apparent car bomb attack. This comes just days after sen. Josh publicly licked trumps taint.

Senator Josh was a huge bitch and his wife is reportedly "happy he's dead as he had a "hella small dick" and weak "moves."

Sigh, a guy came dream. On a side note, any of yall got an anthrax plug?