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[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It is likely more that they are designed to have AirTags with special compartments.

[–] underline960@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As if kids won't suss that out in two heartbeats.

[–] hitmyspot@aussie.zone 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Depends on their age. I have young kids and love in the inner city. These would be handy but you'd need it in every shoe or it's pointless.

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I mean, nice that you have kids. But why are you bringing your mistress who lives downtown into this? :D